I am sure we all have parenting bloopers we would rather forget. For some reason, today I was reminded of one of the worst things that has happened to be since I became a parent. (Okay, that may be a little dramatic...)
It was a little over two years ago, Caden would have been about 3 and had been sick for a few days. He was walking past the kitchen when all of a sudden he started vomiting. I went to help him and as he turned around to talk to me he vomited again and timed it so well that I would step straight in it and slip over RIGHT INTO THE VOMIT.
B was home at the time and he claims it was like a slow motion replay. All he could do was watch in horror and then laugh his ass off. Yep, that's right, he didn't help at all because he was too busy laughing until he cried. I have to give him credit though, I would have probably done the same thing if it was him. And I was actually laughing when it was happening, but I think if I wasn't laughing I would have cried.
The worst part was that I put my neck out when I slipped over. Having to explain that one at work was interesting to say the least.
What parenting bloopers would you rather forget?